Ohhhh, OK. The bean to bar transformation confused me.

I don’t get it.

Put a trucker hat with a random saying and it’s Judah Friedlander.

Edit: no, the eyes aren’t right.

Actually, I don’t think you ever leave.

I don’t know if you’re allowed to be an avatar of compassion if you’re worth nearly half a billion dollars.

Edit: Eat the rich! But not this one…

If you’re east of the Rockies in USA it’s probably only ruby throated.

Why are you waiting outside looking into your house?

Oh damn, I love you

Lil Paper is my hamster’s rapper name.

It’s the finest of the flavors.

Overwatch, because: Overwatch 2. Now they’re back to the original Overwatch format, and I just can’t even.

Yes, but dogs can eat a lot of things they shouldn’t. They have no restraint. That’s where you come in.

Yes, it is bad for them, especially little dogs. No, it won’t kill them, but it’s not good. Most advice online says cheese is fine but not high fat cheese… If you’re buying low fat cheese for your dog, you can afford a proper dog treat.

If it had network access, it wasn’t in a sandbox.

Et maintenant le voyage à le supermarché

Is this how I learn Coca-Cola owns Fairlife? I never knew. Now I have to find a new brand of filtered milk.

BOB THE POWER ANGRY FLOWER ON

But line must go up? See, you get people hooked on the puzzles, then you charge for them! It’s sure fire.

By god they knew what they was doin

Whayesaybuddy?

That’s how gym memberships have worked forever.