A book’s value is not just held in its text. They’re also valuable as historical objects.

Horse manure’s not that bad. I don’t even mind the word manure. It’s newer, which is good, and a ma in front of it. Ma-Newer. When you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing.

Someone should write an update to the Simple Sabotage Field Manual.

I mean, I think it’s possible for them to care less