Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too, even if you’re tragically cis?

Asking for a friend who’s me 😁

What do the Linux socks unlock? Sneak while running?

Tbf, the Scouse (Liverpool) dialect IS one of the more peculiar ones! 😄

At least this one has the ORIGINAL Paul looking down 😉

(Just kidding, we all know that they’re actually ALL clones of the original Paul McCartney’s grand niece due to an accent accident involving time travel and copious drug consumption)

Here’s the headline if I had been the editor of the local newspaper:

SUPERINTENDENT REGRETS HOOKER LOVE CANAL PURCHASE AFTER DISEASE OUTBREAK

NSFWWIIVWWV (world war two Volkswagen work vans)

NSFWV (work vans)

panspermia event

Sounds like a fun time at the club! 😁

Becker?

In case you prefer it, some people call him The Space Cowboy 🤷🏻

Lesbian, Gay, Trans, Maurice?

Again, I’m not sure what has you all convinced that the rule of three for celebrity deaths has anything to do with age - it’s just about celebrity

I wasn’t agreeing to that (highly specious) hypothesis, just found it funny to pretend that anyone could have mistaken Panettiere for an octogenarian 😁

At any rate, yes Hayden’s death was particularly surprising - but these things happen. Life is a fleeting thing.

Correct.

What a fucked up way for me to find out…that Hayden Panettiere was actually 80 😛

Seriously, though, this one caught me by surprise for sure!

She was only 36 and, from what little I’d seen of her, she appeared exceptionally wholesome, healthy, and happy as far as I could tell. Reading her Wikipedia after the fact, it turns out I couldn’t be much more wrong ☹️

Worth it

The weirdo trying and failing spectacularly to go “pspspspsps” underwater? Me

No thanks, I already ate

The fish seeing to their injuries? A nurse shark