The fuck was the guard dog supposed to do, just stop guarding the house? That’s its fucking job. Cat was already on top of it, guard dog knew it could be a diversion so the attacker could get in. Guard dog ain’t fallin’ for that shit. Damn good dog.
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You know crazy straws – they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say, “we’re going straight to the mouth. That guy who takes a while to get there? He’s crazy.”
I’m moderately impressed that they used punctuation at all, I’ll let it slide
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Happy Manjaro Certificate expiration day! To all who celebrate!English
2·10 days agoI have no idea either
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Happy Manjaro Certificate expiration day! To all who celebrate!English
213·11 days agoReplaced ff with floorp several months ago, pretty happy with it so far
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Technology@lemmy.world•Grok Calls for Assassination of Elon Musk, Accusing Him of PedophiliaEnglish
13·20 days agogoddamit now I’ll never randomly roll a 69;420 in my lifetime thanks bro enjoy your best fuckin day ever you stealer of random 69;420 draws ugh imma go cry
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memes@lemmy.world•Every fighting game has the same general ↺ ↻ ⇄ ⇅ input combos you’re bound to get something rightEnglish
1·1 month agoThanks for the reply, i appreciate it. I’ll keep at it.
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memes@lemmy.world•Every fighting game has the same general ↺ ↻ ⇄ ⇅ input combos you’re bound to get something rightEnglish
1·1 month agoWhen Street Fighter and MK came out, I had an EGM copy that listed all the moves. I’d start two player vs by myself and then just spend hours practicing and building up the muscle memory. Then when I had some moves down, play against CPU to get better. I’ve since moved away, but that’s how I did it.
In later games, most seemed to have a practice mode showing each move list at your own pace. I’ve since moved on from fighting games, but I’ll bet most have a good training mode.
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memes@lemmy.world•Every fighting game has the same general ↺ ↻ ⇄ ⇅ input combos you’re bound to get something rightEnglish
0·1 month agoDo you use retroarch? I’ve been trying to get mine to use all six buttons on macos, but can’t figure out yet how to map them so I can play genesis roms. I’d appreciate any help you’re willing to give. Thanks.
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memes@lemmy.world•Mr. Cobblepot would like to have a word with youEnglish
3·2 months agoSo fast that light would struggle to keep up
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memes@lemmy.world•Job's done. I'm sure any children or elderly tenants will be fine.English
3·2 months agoJust stick ‘em in the freezer for a few minutes before you chop ‘em up
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memes@lemmy.world•When typing took that long, you had to prioritize what was important to say.English
1·2 months agoI feel like I skipped T9 somehow and just typed whatever key the letter was once, then some kind of list popped up with possible word choices. I vaguely remember being a bit irritated at how T9 worked, but that was ages ago.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Is Big Tech Facing Its “Big Tobacco Moment”? - Tech giants including Meta, Google, and Apple are facing increasing popular resentment and losing more and more major court battles.Yet their profits an…English
0·2 months agoI remember smoking on international flights around ‘98 or so, just before they banned it. I’ve long since quit, but it’s wild to think that was once a thing.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Trump signs orders calling for powerful quantum computer, targeting 2028English
2·2 months agoWASHINGTON, June 22 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump on Monday ordered a push to build a powerful quantum computer for scientific research and speed efforts to protect government systems from related cyber threats, bolstering U.S. efforts in its race with China for a technology that could upend science and cybersecurity.
“We believe this can happen by 2028,” Michael Kratsios, director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy, said in a call previewing the moves and referring to the quantum computer.
Trump signed two executive orders, one of which seeks to protect government computers against quantum computer-fueled cyberattacks by setting a goal of migrating key government computing systems to post-quantum cryptography by 2030 or 2031.
Quantum computers use the laws of quantum physics to process information in ways that can solve certain complex problems far faster than even today’s supercomputers. They could unscramble the encryption that protects computers from hacking, raising fears of aggressive cyberattacks.
The orders underscore the importance the Trump administration places on securing U.S. leadership in the quantum race against China - which could fuel advances in artificial intelligence, materials science and chemistry - while also protecting against the cybersecurity threats posed by the technology.
The order also calls for the Pentagon to deploy quantum sensors by 2028. Such sensors can help aircraft navigate in war zones where global positioning systems have been disrupted and, when put in satellites, could also be used to detect underground activity such as the construction of tunnels or missile silos from space.
“There’s lots of interesting things quantum sensing can bring before quantum computing," said Matthew Kinsella, CEO of Infleqtion , who attended the signing of the order in the Oval Office. "It’s possible to meet these types of timelines.”
Last month, the Commerce Department announced it would take $2 billion in equity stakes across nine quantum-computing companies, including a new IBM (IBM.N), opens new tab venture.
One of the orders also aims to strengthen international cooperation on intellectual property protections and supply chain security measures “in light of competitors and adversaries looking to undermine U.S. economic and national security,” Kratsios said.
Another measure included in the package instructs agencies to develop plans for deploying quantum-enabled sensors and networks in the next five years.
That’s probably because the artist is likely to be right handed and so oriented everything to the right hand side of the comic. If they’d oriented everything the right hand side of the characters, that would mean placing everything on the left of the comic, which might’ve felt wrong to the artist.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer called Google Chrome a "rounding error" — 17 years later, Internet Explorer is dead, and Microsoft Edge can barely catch up | Google CEO Sundar Pichai admits that B…English
29·3 months agoHe also laughed at the iPhone, then years later, the windows phone devices bit the big one. He wasn’t very prescient, it seems.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer called Google Chrome a "rounding error" — 17 years later, Internet Explorer is dead, and Microsoft Edge can barely catch up | Google CEO Sundar Pichai admits that B…English
10·3 months agoHis spraining his ankle in that will always be funny.


Absolutely. Two besties gettin their human’s back.