He probably gets his steps in anyway!

Turns out it was windmills.

You’re just proving my point though. You should never side load from Android or iOS because they’re obviously corrupted. It should be the Windows Store across the board; plus that would break the monopoly that Apple has over iOS!

This is why you shouldn’t be allowed to side load apps on your computer. All apps should be vetted through the Window’s Store then all of the cyber security issues would be resolved.

You always put the cereal bowl in the milk bowl so the cereal doesn’t get soggy.

Well you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some feathery tart threw a crown at you!

So a youthful Michael Jordon?

Look at the lines in the fences.

Hi diddly ho neighborino! 'bout to wreck your mentally unstable ass.

The test results have determined that you are a dad.

Freebeer and Hotwings (actual name of a real morning show)

That’s it, I’ve had it. Somebody get Joe Rogan in here so we can hash this out.

Looks like the sequel became a much bigger hit.

I looked up the origins of the luge double and you’re not too far from the truth!

You know…that actually looks kinda gay if you ask me.

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“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

That’s a great idea! Which distro are we all installing?