Oh yeah. Neurotically Yours. Looks like they’re still making videos.

Oh dang. I had forgotten all about that flash cartoon. What was it called again?

Who doesn’t love a cheese sandwich?

Every video starts with trying to get it in, flipping over to try again, before succeeding on the 3rd attempt.

The extra raunchy videos might “go straight in”. “USB raw”

The vast vast vast majority of the best things on the world (including games) are 5+ years old.

For anyone else in my position:

I’ve searched online extensively. Disappointingly, this doesn’t seem to be real news. Seems like what some might can “fake news” 😞

There are loads of local 4 players games, not always split screen though.

Am I the only one that doesn’t have this problem?

Yes

True. People are allowed to enjoy what they want… But when people spend money on pre-releases of half finished games, cash grab micro transaction games, exploitative live service games, gambling loot box hell, companies that use crunch and exploitation and then fire all game devs… Sure you’re allowed to enjoy the game; but come on man, this is not the game industry we should be supporting.

They’re surprisingly expensive for what they are. I’ve been shopping for broken laptops like that for ages to use as an emulation console for my kids. Ended up going with a NUC/mini PC and that’s got a smaller footprint, better cooling, better IO and tends to be quieter.

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Remember to never try any new Google products for at least five years to see if they’re serious about it

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Tue: “traffic these days, huh?”

Wed: “is it Friday yet?”

Thu: “getting warm, isn’t it?”

Works perfectly well for me with a Jellyfin server and Symfonium app on Android. Playlists sync fine and you can edit them on the phone.

Not what you’ve asked, but I’ll give you this as a perspective (which you can discard if you wish):

Gaming laptops combine too many compromises to be worthwhile. Big, hot, noisy, expensive, nerfed performamce. Portable gaming can’t really be portable if you have to find a desk and a power socket and carry around a controller separately.

I would recommend:

1. Buy a secondhand enterprise laptop (Dell or HP or whatever you like, as businesses like these and they tend to flood the secondhand market after spending their prior life on a desktop dock in some office). If it’s just for office work, browsing, etc then just get an 8th or 10th Gen Intel or something. I got a pristine condition Dell with i7 10th gen and 16gb RAM and 512GB NVME for £150 (couple of years ago). It has been great for work. Put Linux on this.

2. Buy a proper handheld console for games. Steam Deck used to be the obvious option, but after the price hike some of the secondhand ROG devices give better performance and price. Put Bazzite on this.

Both of the above combined will probably still be cheaper than most decent performance options for gaming laptops.

I’ve just applied for a job to be a taxi driver. Wish me luck.

Control was so great. Can’t wait for the sequel.

That sucks. Good luck.

If someone is happily asexual, then I guess it’s not a problem. Some people might feel no desire and carry on with life not feeling like they miss anything because “there’s nothing to miss”. But suffering with it or feeling deprived sucks.