I would suggest to start practicing to say goodbye to privacy, bank accounts, etc etc etc etc etc, when your phone is stolen.

Start investing in Iron Lung companies. Their stock price is about to go way up.

Making Polio Great Again! (For the stock price must always go up)

When’s the next story about Adobe sending a cease and desist letter for using their software in an unapproved manner. 3… 2… 1……