Yes

Do a sequel/follow up

I mean I’m an American. Shit I live in Florida, that’s like the pinnacle of American madness to some extent.

My answer to where I would acquire that assortment of random items you mentioned?

Walmart dude! Never Amazon. What the fuck! Lol

We have a mall near me but it is dying and half empty, Walmart and Target and Costco etc are what fills the need for “Mall/shopping center.”

The rise of online shopping essentially helped accelerate the decline of malls in the traditional sense.

They would end up withering away during the fallout of the recession in the late 2000’s, the geographic distance an high cost of gas, along with the ridiculous pics gaulging malls were doing contributed as well

We totally have strip malls and big box stores

“Shopping centers”

The funny thing is that a huge problem with online shopping is something people swore Amazon had gotten past, the inability to gauge the quality of the item before buying has come back in full force, people are just so used to garbage materials when buying in Amazon they don’t realize it now

Amazon absolutely fucking sucks

People’s problem solving skills, curiosity and creative thinking have absolutely gone to shit

I don’t know how to fix this cause most people seem to think they have to use social media, yet have absolutely no interest in understanding how to better use technology in general

I hate everything

Lmfao

Hopefully you just die altogether or end up a shell of yourself like digg

Fuck spez and fuck reddit tbh

I was willing to look the other way until I got banned for essentially no reason

I’m way happier not being on that platform

Based and Sisyphus pilled

“No don’t break those poor eggs! That’s not how you make an omelette 😔”

I would watch this movie without a shred of irony

Please flesh this out into a dry satire

Give me more cups of coffee than I have blood in my body

Make my blood into coffee

Coffee my blood