That’s it, starik. You’re on the list now.

Worst Battle of the Bands lineup ever

You known what? I’m okay with not being a warrior or leader of the Sataré-Mawé.

Granted, I’ve never looked or even considered that something like this might exist, but I had no idea they existed until today. It looks like the one you linked is a fixed 12V, and others have linked other options that can be programmed for different voltages.

Bonus points for doing the pose during brunch.

Too late

Goonies trick: do the truffle shuffle

Back in my day teachers had to count the number of letters in a word by hand. I suppose they would hand it off to a clanker now.

*can not *you are most definitely not (Wordcountmaxxing)

(But also good riddance Hulk Hogan)

From this bit in the article:

The pattern does not stop a camera from recording. Instead, it is designed to prevent the software connected to the camera from recognizing what it sees. A person or car wearing the pattern would still appear in the footage, but the detection system may not flag it as a person or vehicle.

I wonder if these systems won’t “notice” and record the license plate on its own if they don’t think there’s a vehicle present.

How else do you expect to find out the incorrect weather?

“The Last of Us (but everyone glows)” sounds fine at this point.

There’s always Cuppy McCupface

Hopefully the stock needs a Boring Machine.

Who do you think she learned that from?

Plot twist: the thieves were from Nvidia, who is going to give a credit toward the stolen hardware to Open AI and Anthrophic, who’s then going to lease the stolen hardware from…

And… what about that other guy?

Guy Fawkes uses a lot of online services.

You’ve got to load up on all your favorite foods the day before starting your diet.