Okay sure, not literally everything. No concrete, no whale meat, no baby feet, no toilet seat.

Now I feel like Dr. Suess. 😉

Whoa. That’s intense. I’m sorry to here about the kidneys. 😐

Look at that! That soup has everything! 😀

You’re a smooth operator. 😏👌

Like ten thousand spoons in your Chardonnay. 😉

Apparently not long enough to be educated about some interesting anatomical features of hyena females. It’s quite fascinating. 🤓

Yeah. Often, when I post a comic, the pixels are still wet. ☺️

But they landed with the nose in the grass. 😉

Ha! This must be the most meta thing I’ve seen of Haus of Decline. 😄

Hey, I remember this one. Seems like ages ago 🤓

I presume his dog. 😉

“Give…… me……. tree…… minutes” 🌳

In a bank. With bankers in them. Who I don’t like.

Ew, bankers. 😫

Swallow? 😜

Better throw in the towel.

I grew up in a time when our plastic toys had phthalates in them. So yeah. 🫪

I have a voice recorder full of these brain farts. A recent one simply says: “What if fire made a loud noise?”

Not sure what I am going to do with that. 😅

Doh. Now I wish I had put seeing eye bears in the comic instead of dogs. 🙄

No, but I’m old enough to be a dad of multiple disinterested teenagers and apparently that also expresses the dad humor gene. 😎 🧬