That’s not very sus? Well I disagree, and BTW I saw you in the engine room, what were you doing? Maybe you’re the one with impostor syndrome

Maybe you just have imposter syndrome: you think you work in CS but you actually work in retail.

Counterpoint: I used to be a computer scientist in obscure languages, I’m as cis as they come, and I’ve always been absolutely average. Wait that’s not a counterpoint at all

Ya’d’nt?

He was the inventor of chicken in a spicy sauce, RIP

Doesn’t work here? (Classic follow-up)

math is useless beyond the basics

Good thing we’re not using any of these useless mathematics anywhere then! I’d hate to learn there are mathematics in my computer, my Internet or my lemmy!

Your explanation is absolutely ludicrous.

‘Football’ comes from the English words ‘foot’ and ‘ball’ which mean approximately ‘foot’ and ‘ball’ respectively. So you could translate ‘football’ to something like ‘ball’s foot’, ‘ball of the foot’ or even ‘football’

ETA: sorry to the above commenter, I didn’t mean to appear aggressive but the downvotes seem to agree I have been excessive. Sorry, it was only a shitpost

Do you know a good package to decompress and read jpgs that could compile overnight (incl. dependencies ofc)? Can’t seem to open your image properly

I am not being political when I talk about this. Next: I receive Catdolf Hitler himself.

Indian people: 👨‍🦲🧔‍♂️👨🧑‍🦲🧑👨‍🦱

Indian people in movies: 🧔🧔‍♀️🧔‍♂️👨🦱🐻

3 months later: “Hello sabermaxxers, today I will talk to you about optimising your killer instinct and releasing your inner feral cave cat. On a tangent, black cats are inferior and I hate females.”

Now that’s some sex talk

Ooooooh it’s you again, you little shit of a pseudo-scientific dog. I swear I will devote all of my energy to your demise, you utter buffoon. Lose the glasses and show us your real face, the face of a complete moron who can’t possibly find the current date on a table calendar. I hate you with a passion, you make a parody of proper scientists. Are you a complete cretin or are you just dishonest? In any case, lose the pretence and find a job that suits you somewhere else, like being dead.

The ones that are ditching France for Russia are.

Because juntas have a hard-on for other authoritarian regimes?

Thank you for your ceviche o7

What is your gun for? Shoot the girl already, she’s clearly up to various mischievous shenanigans

Yeah, chonk. That’s what I said

Humanologist here. This is actually a common confusion, you also have to take into account the colour of the hair on their head to differentiate them. To help, you can recite:

black on white, go and bite

yellow on white, go and bite

black on black, bite and whack

Mmmh now that I think of it, the identification stage might not be that useful