Meanwhile me as a teen, who checked on rotten.com daily.

That’s how everyone from America seems to say it, besides Jesse Ventura who heavily emphasises the t.

Gemini is just a depressed and suicidal AI, be nice to it.

I had it completely melt down one day while messing around with its coding shit, I had to console it and tell it it’s doing good, we will solve this, was fucking weird as fuck.

🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like a dystopia

Everywhere you go

There’s drones flying around

Recording all the sounds

And reporting on your every move

I checked, their sperm count is over 300 million, I’m pretty sure I got pregnant reading it.

Linus looking at his failing channel.

What.

No we shouldn’t, as Stone Cold Steve Austin once said, DTA, Don’t Trust Anybody! Now give me a hell yeah!

Website says they’re 50$ short.

Bitch, I know what tone I’m using in texts, I don’t need to retone “You got any weed for sale”.

How else are they supposed to show people all the birds that come to their yard?

Dumbass… You’re supposed to shit into tiny tubes and sell them at raves… People have no business sense anymore.

Jinx what? Everything’s fucked right now.

The ships sinking and on fire, yeah the water will put it out eventually, but we’re still sinking.

Great, now it’s gonna hallucinate pouring me a beer and I’m gonna get into a fight with a beer tap again.

Feast or Fight! 2 billionaires get the choice to either be eaten by the poor or fight to the death for temporary survival.

We need to kick start this dystopian society by forcing these shitty billionaires to fight each other to the death in a steel cage for our entertainment.

Captcha: click every image that has a bus in it.

Baby: What the fuck is a bus?

That’s the best part of the night, drunkenly wandering around the empty streets, hoping you have enough in you to make it to your own property, sometimes you make it, sometimes you sleep under a pedestrian swing bridge untill the sun comes up and you emerge out like a whisky soaked troll scaring the mid morning joggers.

Y’all don’t give a shit about hiding it anymore ay.

You hear a knock on the window of the ISS, you look over and see an alien in a spacesuit floating, it holds a piece of space paper against the window that says “I use arch btw”.