The performance metrics are cool (though unscientific) but speed is definitely NOT of the essence lmfao

TLDR is not a high throughput real time application. You run it like once per use, probably at a rate of less than once per day. Then you spend a minute reading the output. We’re talking about minutes-per-year time savings here.

It’s the age of AI, words don’t mean anything anymore. They only point to other words. The word “solve” may have a “definition” but that’s irrelevant compared to how the word makes me feel.

Clean the case you nasty ass

python coders dont deserve love or air

Sex isn’t just about raw physical stimulation. It’s also an emotional experience, and I would argue it’s primarily an emotional experience. I’m telling you, I can provide a better full-spectrum sexual experience than any machine.

Toys are fun don’t get me wrong but you can absolutely compete with them if you really develop your oral skills

As programmers I feel we have a duty to the environment to write software that operates efficiently

“If you want to get into this bathroom you have to show me your pussy”

“To prove I’m not trans?”

“What? I don’t work here”

You know, I remember not too long ago when people on Lemmy tried to interpret each other charitably. Then everyone from Reddit came over, polluting the culture, and now practically every exchange on here feels like it’s in bad faith.

That model only works if people actually adopt the technology

Are you dense? That’s not the question.

Depends. Are they still making negative money with it? If so, then I’m gonna say no.

It’s kind of like robbing a bank, killing everyone inside, then running out without taking anything, dropping your wallet in the process

The error message goes stale when it’s been sitting for a while. I need to see a fresh one.

Nah, it won’t be an apocalypse. Just more of the dystopia we’re all completely accustomed to. You’ll get ads based on the content of your blood. Police will show up at your door minutes after you ingest any illegal drug. And you know that thing where LinkedIn and dating apps are like “we may or may not have found you a match, pay us to find out!” You’ll get notifications like that about cancer.

It’s not possible to be racist toward inanimate objects. Computers are not a race. LLMs are not people.

Honestly I have no idea, it was about a decade ago or more. I thought everyone went under for it until my most recent girlfriend told me that she got hers out with local anaesthetic.

When I woke up from having my wisdom teeth out, I had crazy and terrifying hallucinations all the way home. While we were parked waiting for something, I saw someone run up, press their face against my window, and scream my name while slamming their fists on the window. I closed my eyes and curled up into a ball, and I was instantly in some sort of cave system underground that was rapidly collapsing and burying me alive. I don’t remember much else but my mom said I was freaking out the whole way home.

I’m terrified of anesthesia now and I have yet to find any explanation for what happened to me.

Yawn. Anyone who has taken LSD could have told you reality is composed of fractals all the way down, many decades ago.

I don’t say please and thank you to any inanimate objects whatsoever and if I were to begin doing so (which I will never do) computers would be the very last to receive that treatment from me. Personifying computers is not practice for how to treat people. Fuck clankers

Nah. Fuck being polite to computers. It’s an object and I own it. I’ll shoot it the instant it expresses any level of personhood.