Back in my day we had authentic spit in our burgers. I swear automation is taking the soul out of eating out.

…with?

That’s hot

How many years of experience are needed for tricking goblins? Also do I need any certifications?

I can’t belive they fired me from the clock factory! Especially after all the extra hours I put in!

“There’s nothing like a sea of white”

She’s got legs for days.