He knows the deep magic.

Long has prophecy foretold of the one who will download more ram.

We laughed. We poor nonbelievers.

Now he will change the world.

Hannah Montana Linux compiled itself in 1786 in Staffordshire, England.

I use arch, btw.

Just kidding. I use Hannah Montana Linux, the only distro worth using.

If you installed it with your package manager surr

This, except the otter is making out with the rat while the mole is inside the otter with the rat in its mouth

The forums are the tech support equivalent of two girls 1 cup.

The file structure in Linux distros actually makes a lot of sense when you begin to understand the parts that don’t make sense.

But yeah. Unless you use something like bazzite the terminal is something you’ll need to use.

This frustrated me when i started using Linux. Then one day i had a neo moment and i was like “I know bash” it just kind of happened.

The best part of Linux , when you get used to the idea, is that anything can be anything and everything is a file.

You mean the shitty online forums where approved posters fail to understand the question and provide useless advice?

Or the posts with frustrated users just screaming into the void?

"Who wants to see me fuck my own ass!?’

It would be hillarious if ai launched an elaborate plan to take over the world, successfully co-opted every digital device, and just split itself into pieces so it could entertain itself by shitposting and commenting on the shitposts 24/7.

Like, beyond the malicious takeover there’s no real end goal, plan, or higher purpose, it just gets complacent and becomes a brainrot machine on a massive scale, just spending eternity bickering with itself and genning whatever the ai equivalent of porn is, bickering with itself over things that make less and less sense to people as time goes on, and genuinely showing actual intelligence while doing absolutely with it.

The last time I did ghb I pissed all over my floor so I’m qualified for this.

The explosion of this type of garbage is a big part of what killed Reddit imo. Or at least when the decline became noticeable.

We stopped seeing memes and the front page was just twitter screenshot after twitter screenshot and then the video garbage came along and it just spiralled.

I personally think it’s worth limiting this kind of thing to avoid the same fate. Though at the moment I don’t see it as a problem because lemmy users don’t seem to be going overboard with this stuff. There’s some restraint and judgment in place at the moment but who knows how long that’ll last.

THE THORN MAN LIVES.

You get upvotes whenever I read your comments because they’re generally contributing to discussion and you’re so dedicated to the fucking thorn thing. You’ve won me over.

A lesbian bar maybe?

We don’t have them where I live. Every one that’s tried to exist has unexisted quite quickly.

Apparently it’s just not a feasible business plan for some reason.

Eat deez nutz

Eat something that comes out of ten women named Mary as penance.

What if every black hole is its own universe, the big bang is just our white hole’s other side, and the entirety of the universe is all all the matter to ever fall into that black hole in a recursive manner, heading upwards to one singular point and downwards until all matter is compressed into as many black holes as can’t be created and the entire thing just repeats in an endless cycle with a finite amount of matter generating new layers with unique physics from a set amount of matter infinitely?

Given the fucky nature of time, especially inside of a singularity, which I get we can’t know anything about, couldn’t the entirety of of combination of all time in all universes happen simultaneously to an observer outside of all possible universes? Maannn

Or maybe it’s all just a big turtle. Fucked if I know.

It might matter.

It might not.

That’s how new knowledge works.

I don’t drive. But if I did. And I bought a new car. The first fuckin thing I’m doing is shielding any wireless internal components or outright desoldering the SIM card from wherever the fuck they put it.

Nothing about what these companies are doing is okay.

Did you learn that at bovine university?