Joe

The article is from March 24, so it wasn’t well known by then.

Lo and behold, ladies and gents, the land of the free, where even jerking off is chargeable…

They should call this version of the OS “Doors” then, as it just shows you what doors it wants, and closes it’s door in your face if you don’t stump up your precious data.

still passing wind though…

And there is the single vote…

You forgot the part where they will give you a sponsored clutch pencil, and make you buy their special lead refills…

You might as well put your money on red at the casino.

You should have added an eyeroll with that.