The syrup replenishes what you lose through diarrhea as you push to the top of the mountain

The image in my head:

Edit: My bad, read that as “my penis”

Maybe these plants live in Japan

I think “Back to my Printing Days” could be the title for their album or single

Good band name

Used corpo PCs can be found inexpensively as well, if portability isn’t needed. Craigslist can be a good source depending on your area

They could call it “the book of faces”