Vote Jon H. Ryan

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.

We should play with legos at camp.

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding.

With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.

Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.

Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.

Purple is the best city in the forest.

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.

The river stole the gods.

If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet.

Honestly, I didn’t care much for the first season, so I didn’t bother with the second.

I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls.

He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns.

It took him a month to finish the meal.

As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment.

The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us.

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.