Sounds like he had a rich guy that wanted material to blackmail him with

The problem is the horse is still kicking, and the boxer said they were only going to punch you once…

In the woods. In a cardboard box.

“We don’t want to pay someone who is better than we are because they want a lot of money.”

My “parking assist” feature got immediately turned off when it slammed on the brakes because I backed into a parking spot and it saw the concrete parking block 6ft behind me…

I got out of the car thinking an animal had ran under a tire where I couldn’t see it, then figured out it was just the car being “helpful”.

Don’t worry, they’ll lease you the hardware for a small monthly subscription fee.

(terms and conditions apply, we own everything created with our equipment and you agreed to the terms saying you can’t sue us.)

You can just vibe-direct it with AI for the irony! And the lulz!

(/s, please no one do this 😐)

It’s a damn good trap, and they make it work bafflingly well.

I can get up, get dressed, commute to a store, buy the item I need and commute back home, or I can push 3 buttons on my phone and have the item delivered to me in a few hours for 35% less than it would have cost at the store, without the added fees for travel.

… Ah, fuck, I’m one of the Wall-E universe people, aren’t I?

That hospital bit sounds like an exploitable loophole:

“A percentage of our data here is critical hospital infrastructure, so we are exempt from the power grid limitations!”

(0.02% of data considered “critical”)

Didn’t ask it to do much…just open Teams.

You asked Cancer to give you Herpes…

I want smart glasses like a smart watch: a quick glance to see a message, workout data, maybe GPS directions, that’s about it.

No camera needed.

You just need to clear the cache and delete the cookies.

Makes it so much easier for the government to monitor one data center instead of a million separate computers.

AI data centers become “personal cloud PC centers” when the AI bubble pops…

Violet deletes her account due to post-nut clarity. When the horniness reaches critical mass, a new account is created and the cycle continues.

Can we stop the speed run to Skynet already?

Actually, titties are for children; their purpose is to feed kids. Keeping kids away from titties is like trying to revoke food stam-- oh.