Try a bug that sporadically happens only in release mode, with no clear connection to anything else, only to find out years later it only happens when someone uses the microwave for too long in the break room.

“You know, we always get this error after lunch when I reheat leftover soup.”

Goddamnit Kyle!

Just keep regenerating data until it’s something the stock holders like. Doesn’t matter if it’s BS. They’re already accustomed to that.

If I could, I’d throw a chancla at that person

Tomāto potăto

I was thinking about something, but now I’m thinking about “what was I thinking about” and that pushed out what I was thinking about and now I’m taking too long and I’m thinking about how awkward it’s getting. OMG what was I thinking about?!

Oh yeah it was about that embarrassing thing I did yesterday…

“Nothing”

Damn American units

If an internet person says it and I want it, it has to be true.

alias who_the_fuck_am_i='whoami'

I haven’t had a sound issue since I unplugged the speakers

They already can by putting your finger on the camera and lighting up your finger with the led light. Then it detects the rhythmic changes picked up by the camera… At least 10+ years ago. It was a good novelty feature, but turns out, for most healthy people, checking your heart rate gets old after a few runs.

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Temple OS needs to be at Ascension level. Dude made an OS under God’s direction.

Edit: Okay, Ascension level appears to be living in the woods. Temple OS needs it’s own tier. Literally God tier.

… I think we read different articles.

./src
./src_1998_11_05_added_people_swimming
./src_1998_11_06_added_death_mechanics
./src_1998_11_06_0_removed_swimming_lol

We have a deployed branch. It doesn’t get merged into master until it gets reviewed… the technical debt got too big so it never gets reviewed and we just keep branching off deployed

If you refreeze the same water, will it be the same personified entity, or will it be a different one made of the old ones body parts? With Frosty, we’ve confirmed that the hat that carries the soul, but there is no obvious soul housing in this instance.

No publisher is going to pay a professional to narrate their audiobooks when they can have AI do a shitty job for much less.

A shitty narrator can get me to hate a book I like. A great narrator can bring the characters to life, enhance the experience, and turn me from a listener to a fan. I’ve searched for books by narrators like Nick Podehl and Jeff Hayes and bought audiobooks I wouldn’t have otherwise.