how are they in control? market demand is an outside force

Brainfuck Cobol Perl

for a start

We already have a theory for it— called computer science.

How could an infinite loop be considered UB?

That’s only one advantage. In theory it does not necessarily terminate, so that’s another one.

For a “once in decades” event you would normally expect that people aren’t really on call to respond in a few minutes.

Because it’s fast

People are still using Protonmail when there’s Fastmail?

where’s gentoo?

Please use this opportunity to rename it to Dildo as well, thank you.

He’s missing out on his redemption arc. But I doubt if put in his shoes that anyone would pass up the opportunity he had.

That was this April

DDoS is a problem that happens once in a blue moon. Most people don’t need DDoS protection.

Most vendors are not going to trace you like that. They can, but it’s actually kind of nontrivial and not “easy.”

This is such a random acquisition. It’s like IMDB buying some film aficionado’s tumblr profile.

Don’t forget that with money comes expectations though. Managing contributors is not easy.

There’s still nothing wrong with reimplementations. It’s like saying don’t build houses because you’ll have to make repairs.

Hubris is a hell of a drug

This is what happens when you act for no reason like you’re better than the US.

just call him by his name ffs