DreamButt

You’ll know when you’re older

Looks like they have a browser too. Anyone know if it’s chromium?

I’ve seen how y’all leave the toilet. I don’t need ur butt warmth on top of it

What’s wrong with your face

If you like the gym you should get into cooking. Nothing tastes so good as a post workout meal you made yourself

it’s the lack of moisturizer

Funny. arch is the reason I started updating every morning when I first sit down

Not saying you should have to do this but it might be worth checking if you can store ur current tabs. Maybe some kind of sigterm catch or a cron that regularly queries the active tabs

If nothing else it might be an interesting dive

Turns out laces have a purpose

if I’m still breathin they ain’t big enough

I unironically used “epic” today

It’s all arbitrary. The only difference is understanding

Every state is bad.

It has to be rage bait. It’s too funny not to be

“kind of an asshole” is a huge understatement. He’s said some truly unforgivable things

They rolled poorly on their “x thing in real life is like y dystopian art piece” dice

And Jigglypuff can’t sing

Ngl I always assumed it had a racist origin

Maybe 15 years ago sure. But these days it’s just the US openly being fascist

Hopefully no one got hit