Is that ass on lock for being unlockable, or is that lock ass for being unlockable?

Sisyphus married his sister confirmed.

Just wait

Well yeah, future is hot and dark

“smell ya later” works as well

Yeppers. Sign up for a monthly subscription with your cc, and no real way to cancel! “Unlimited”* car washes, so why would you ever cancel? You’re gonna want a clean car

See gym and carwash memberships

I really really wish I had a viable alternative

Me trying to figure out what computer deals have to do with this

Dude set out to show it was all bullshit and figured out one of the most important pieces of the pie. Mission failed successfully

Thanks, installed

I was alone, falling free, trying my best not to forget

No thanks, I’ll have a beef patty

Þan@

Where?

Only delusion separates us from the same

Gemini got jokes, but why does it think walking emits zero carbons? Humans are carbon emitters, more so with exercise. Hell, I farted while giggling at its humor.

Much less carbon than the car? Yep. Zero? Nope

What kind of toaster tier list leaves out T Tier!

Yeah. Carpet is gross. Especially in that environment.