The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months agoYour reward for a job well donelemmy.worldimagemessage-square56linkfedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down12
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minus-squareEndymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoAlways multiply your estimates by a factor of four. Then find the bottle of green stuff.
minus-squareVonReposti@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months ago Then find the bottle of green stuff. I don’t know what workplace you’re at, but mine isn’t fancy enough for absinthe.
minus-squareQuandaleDingle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoThat shit looks soo good! 😋🤤
minus-squareEndymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoThat’s more addictive than Aldebaran whiskey! And way more expensive too!
minus-square🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoMaking it is one. Then there is paperwork, all the changes never mentioned and sitting in meetings. Now the time needed it’s times four. It’s legit.
minus-squareBonsaiBoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoAre you nuts? Do you know how much a pizza party costs? You little ungrateful shits, we’re gonna buy even more yachts now
Always multiply your estimates by a factor of four.
Then find the bottle of green stuff.
I don’t know what workplace you’re at, but mine isn’t fancy enough for absinthe.
What i was picturing lol
That shit looks soo good! 😋🤤
That’s more addictive than Aldebaran whiskey! And way more expensive too!
Making it is one. Then there is paperwork, all the changes never mentioned and sitting in meetings. Now the time needed it’s times four. It’s legit.
Are you nuts? Do you know how much a pizza party costs? You little ungrateful shits, we’re gonna buy even more yachts now