Meanwhile ducks are over here raping each other and they have crazy spiral dicks.
I have to search the image about this, but you know the even crazier part is that female ducks evolved spirals in the opposite direction
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That’s why he’s happy, duck life
Here’s my reminder to re-watch Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales.
It’s really funny to see a bunch of terminal online people to one-up each other about how much they know about duck penises.
The comic is nice.
I love you guys.
People wishing to be one with nature don’t ever seem to realize that nature is brutal and horrific just as much as it is peaceful and serene. If anything it is more the former.
That was my reaction. You could compare isolated moments from any two lives so one looks blissful and the other looks horrible.
Plot twist: He’s reincarnated as a duck in a duck farm.
Meh, still better.
Where you’re a slave but you dont have to do squat and they feed you and you dont have to pay them a dime. Then die before you’re life is over before you become a trapped burden to yourself and everyone around you.
Unlike this life where you are a slave and have to scrape together to feed yourself and them…then you cant just simply die. no simple release. you must wither away.
Ducks are pretty brutal to each other, worse than chickens even.
I’d be horrified, but maybe this guy is into it
duck. penis.
We had ducks when I was a kid, I know all about it.
They may be cute, but they are horrible creatures and I don’t feel bad for eating them. Fuck you, ducks. Little assholes
You gotta wonder what fucked up stuff he did during his human life, to get reincarnated as one of the animal kingdom’s foremost rapists…
Forget duck, give me life of an Orca. It checks every single checkbox for a fun comfortable life.
- Endangered: humans won’t fuck with them
- Intelligent: one of the most intelligent animals on this planet
- Apex predator: we kinda take this for granted. I dont wanna spend my life being chased by hawks.
- No mosquito
- They have great social life
- I’m giant, I fuck with fishes, mom doesn’t tell me anything cause she too is fucking with the fishes
There’s no reincarnation and no afterlife. But comparison of human’s life and duck’s one made me thinking about it for a brief moment. Nah, human life is generally better and much more sophisticated. But yes, ducks don’t have to think about so much things.
There’s no reincarnation and no afterlife.
less a fact and more a point of view just like everything else in which we can’t possibly know while in this form of perspective.
almost like its intended in such a way so we can question our own ego on such things.
but what do i know?
nothing.
just like you.
It’s also your imo And i know precisely that i know nothing and never enough. But critical thinking is a nice practical skill to develop in this life, so i’m sticking with it. It helps at decision making like a lot. It also helps out in various other things. Deal with it 😁
ditto.
GOALS
Simple but beautiful artwork on this one, especially the “reincarnate-o” panel.
Yes, it’ll be a bloody long time before I come back as a human, I’ll tell you that for nothing.
