I’ve always subscribed to the idea that Lucifer was the good guy that tried to overthrow God but lost. He got A THIRD of the angels backing him. That’s not insignificant. Shit was going on and people were unhappy.

Even though the Bible is written by the victor, it somehow still manages to show how fucking evil God is.

The Abrahamic religions and their followers are completely nuts.

God: I’m going to make humans, and I’m going to give these humans free choice… but i already know what all their choices are going to be because I can see the past, present, and future, which means that it’s all already written. I actually made them to be the person they are and give them the experiences they need to be the person I want them to be. So, they only get to think they have freedom to make choices and decisions. Then I’m going to make them feel bad for making the choices I made them make. Then they’ll love me because they’ll feel bad for not loving me. And it’ll seem to me to be their choice to love me. I need to be loved. I’m very insecure.

Lou: yo dude, you’re fucked up. I do not wanna work for you

God: shocked_pikachu_face.png

Lou: you are not very good at this anyway, I bet I can do it as good a you can. You’re sad.

God: go to hell, Lou.

Lou: fine, but I’m taking my friend’s with me. Douche.

Whenever I ask a religious what’s so bad about the fruit of knowledge, they could never give a definitive answer as for why.

It’s like a Democrat arguing with a Republican. Predictably it doesn’t matter which one you choose to be which.