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mack@lemmy.sdf.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Clock, but it's downloaded from app store

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Clock, but it's downloaded from app store

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mack@lemmy.sdf.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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  • vpol@feddit.uk
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    Where is the “Watch the ad to get 1 gem” button?

    • satanmat@lemmy.world
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      1 gem???

      Only 1?

      Easy there Satan…

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    No way, those gem costs are way off, they have to be just larger than one of the packs. Minutes would cost 550 so that you either need to buy 2 500s or a 1250 pack.

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      120 missed calls from EA

    • CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net
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      Then add a second currency for just 3 hour blocks that can only be bought in groups 5

    • ThoGot@feddit.org
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      Or the packs are 450 and 950 gems

  • ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    At first this wouldn’t load and was just the spinning thing but a bit longer than normal, probably because of some network issue on my part, but I thought for a bit that you had really expertly trolled me.

    I mean the meme is good too, iap and subscriptions dumb (it would also absolutely have obtrusive ads) but man that would’ve been great

    • mack@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      yep same for me and was tempted to delete it, I think my Lemmy instance is a bit slow than the others

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        lemmy.sdf.org seems to be extremely buggy lately, I’m considering moving off to somewhere else :/

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      I thought it was a gif playing off using the pre-broadband download times as a clock

      Once the image loads thats another minute complete

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      I had this problem too! I was confused if it was the spinny thing the meme or it didn’t load at all so i just copied the link and put it in my browser. It took ages to fully load in the browser too so i think the problem may be his instance

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    I unironically had an alarm clock app during uni that didn’t work on Wednesdays. For a few semesters I had only late lectures on Wednesdays so it worked for me

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      Removed by mod

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        I used the inbuilt alarm on Wednesdays. I have a deep sleep so I need more aggressive alarms to wake up early. I think it made you solve a puzzle to turn it off.

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  • Garbagio@lemmy.zip
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    deleted by creator

  • mang0@lemmy.zip
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    People will unironicallt say “You don’t have to pay money if you don’t want to. What’s the problem?”

  • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    you forgot “time remaining for hours 1-9: 5:03 [refresh gems]”

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    Congratulations, you made me angry.

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    lmao it’s always “free clock app” until it wants your location, contacts, blood type and the deed to your house. somehow the numbers still don’t even show up on time.

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    Not accurate. In this case u don’t need the faces for the clock to work fine. In the apps that isn’t the case.

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    Don’t give them any ideas!

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    Where are the loot boxes and slot machines?

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    A real man only lives his life 9 hours at a time 😎

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