EA IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

I came up with this joke origionally. I believe I was 9 or 10. I paid to have a fake peace price made for Charlie Sheen so I could have the participation trophy delivered to Bill Clinton.

A real man only lives his life 9 hours at a time 😎

‘The cost of wealth’

Is this Jimmy Jahms origin story?

Fun fact this was also hitlers origin story.

PAN FRIED MF

RUSSIAN TIES MF

STEAMED HAMS MF

FUNKY JIVE MF

I’ll see myself out.