Question. Are they gonna do the Banging or the Bro-ing?

*in Rimworld

I bet 7 liters of my own blood that they will 100% use algorithms, show ads and have subscription grade accounts. The second they smell any profits is the second they sell out. Greed consumes all.

The last two words of that sentence are the most important ones.

I’m very okay with that.

Maybe the big 3 are scared that there might be a chance that they are not going to fully win the anti-trust lawsuit and are hiking the prices up, so when they eventually get slapped with a fine of 0.1% of their quarterly profits they can offload that on the customers too.

Finally we found it. The worth of a celebrities political opinion.

“That’s just like your opinion man…”

Wait I’m confused, if patriarchy is still a thing then why are all women in media strong independent “need no man” girl bosses now? Somebody please explain.

Am I supposed to know Ariana Grande on some deep interpersonal level to realize that she looks like a walking corpse?

There’s only “shy” or “promises to peg you on the first date”, no in-between.

Wait, why?

Nah your thinking about Lightbulb Zeppelin. Of course it’s not as new as OLED Zeppelin.

Have you tried being an attractive woman?

That’s when I finish my thesis. Migrating OS + thesis just begs for disaster.

This is exactly what I’m going to do in about 14 days. Fuck Microsoft.

Assuming there are people that give enough of a shit to have a funeral for me is too high praised.

“Jessie, we got to cook meth.”

Instead of old men catcalling young girls we should normalize, young boys sweet along older women. Like:
“Damn Mrs. Anderson, the cookies you backed for you son, he shared them with us and they were deliscious.”
“Yeah, I beallt the spices in your kitchen are labelled and ordered.”
“You seem the kind of woman that always call consoles by their real name.”