𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
Proud New Yorker in beautiful Canada. Artist (fuck AI), circus freak, latina. English, Español, Français. She/her
(Yo se que me estás siguiendo. Pare. Por favor.)
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𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Boys, don't dev alone or you'll end up with a git log like mine
4·2 months agoVCS’s are organizational tools as much as they are collaboration tools. You should learn it and use it to improve your coding abilities through better management.
𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Boys, don't dev alone or you'll end up with a git log like mine
2·2 months ago…do you not use branches?
𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Boys, don't dev alone or you'll end up with a git log like mine
2·2 months agoWork off the master branch first, don’t push to prod until you’re ready to
𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Boys, don't dev alone or you'll end up with a git log like mine
9·2 months agoYou need to learn refactoring/squashing
𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldto
Not the Onion@lemmy.ml•Elephant relieves itself on floor of Texas Republican convention
10·3 months agoAs your fellow circus sideshow performer well aware of its horrific history, this is animal abuse, and I thought we all collectively agreed we were over the use of wild animals in the circus.
Just throw it in a flexbox with
margin: auto
But are they only 3 feet deep? /s
Rohan should demand at least double that to return
𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Damn straight I tell you h'what
5·3 months agoAdobe does the same exact fucking bullshit
𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Microslop official documentation on how to ground an AI
38·4 months agoIt’s AI generated
I also left, the industry is toxic right now. Circus for me
When a product is so absolutely terrible that uncommented code is the best it can do…
You make the billionaires proud, such a good lil capitalist
C’est un crazy rod là
𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Was not able to find programming_horror
10·8 months agoI swear this is how my new team writes all their enterprise code
Or use Flexbox
But your solution works as well for simple cases
Same with people who complain endlessly about JS/TS letting you add a string to an object. I work with this shit daily, these are literally the least of my problems.
I’m pretty sure I’ve had to debug errors like that


J’ai poussé un pet jusqu’au point de merde, mon petit chatton
E: for anyone confused, “chat g p t” sounds like “chat j’ai pété” which literally means “cat i farted”. My phrase is a bit more… colorful