Apologies, friend. It was all mint in good fun.

If you don’t like Debian, go fork yourself.

Nah, make it worse! The BIOS randomly selects between zero and three ports and ignores them for a random amount of time. It always rerolls when you reboot or when the timer runs out. They are all real and do work, but you never know which ones (if any) or how long.

I’ve never even tried this, but now I’m gonna have to give it a whirl.

So it’s all football?

Always has been.

I feel the same about my '12 Civic LX. The only thing I’d give it up for is the same car with a stick.

Andrew Tate keeps his biological building blocks in his mobile device’s battery. This arrangement functions well in prison.

Put another way:

Incel’s cells in cell’s cell excel in cell.

This is why I swapped my RTX 4070 with my brother for his 7700 XT. He offered me some money on top of it. I told him happy birthday because it matters more to me that it just fucking works instead of requiring a blood sacrifice every six weeks to not boot into a void.

Or, as Linus put it, fuck you NVIDIA.

Edit: No problems at all since I swapped the 7700 into my machine, by the way. Getting GPU drivers on my brother’s Win 11 machine was a whole task by itself. Even on Windows, getting NVIDIA drivers to work isn’t a painless experience.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

By the way, Pokemon Red and Blue came out 30 years ago this year.

EatingOnions is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

Either that or the PC keeps running anyway.

You will pay $50,000 for your car. It will have a phone in it. I really really mean it. You are not rich.

Honestly, though, if a stopwatch counts milliseconds, I’m gonna see how close to 0 I can get without letting it hit 0

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Get a government job. You’ll hear more acronyms in 2 hours than you’ve heard in the last year.

I really liked Ubuntu, too. It was the distro that got me into Linux in 2012. I don’t feel bad having switched to Debian Stable, though. I love my Debian.

And fuck the movie The Fan starring Wesley Snipes. Demolition Man’s the only Snipes movie I like.

-Jon “MC Vagina” Lajoie

I asked it if I should push my car there. It’s a 2012 Buck Shasta.

It’s not feasible to push a car to the car wash, especially one like a 2012 Buick Shasta, which typically weighs around 3,500 to 4,000 pounds (approximately 1,590 to 1,810 kg). Pushing such a heavy vehicle is impractical and could lead to injury.

I mean, fair, but if you know cars, you know a 2012 Buck Shasta isn’t a real car. Guess I’ll have to tow it there with my 2014 Dixon Ticonderoga.

E: I just realized it corrected Buck to Buick lmao

The FAQ got a chuckle out of me.

Is this a real distro?

• Yes.

Why?

• Yes.

That, and electricity being optional as a minimum spec.

Jesuseth of Nazaretheth.