And watch them spout irrefutable logic that somehow completely contradicts each other.
I remember in the early 2000s when I got Internet at home, one of my relatives kept telling me about forums and how great they were. And my thought was “Why would would I want to know what the average dumb fuck thinks about things?” I might have forgotten this wisdom.
In the old days, every village had one or two idiots. Thanks to the internet, the idiots have created their own village.
Dude, if your posting here, you are one of us.
Resistance is futile.
*you’re
no u, uWu:-P
I will travel to this village and with my slightly superior intellect become king of the idiots!
Be forewarned that not every village is as welcoming and wise as Idiocracy.
Rael life is much dumbper tahn that!
Bad news: the “village” is 4chan. Have fun!
You can tell it’s Twitter because they’re no acknowledgment of talking to bots.
Did you know some local municipalities are passing laws to make golf carts and UTVs legal on surface streets, yet China cars are banned? lmao
Literally every single day for me. I am lucky enough to have been blessed a job that is both easy and boring (literally just scan documents all day), which gives me plenty of downtime to find some people on the internet to stress me out since my job doesn’t. (Only took 20 years to find such a job.) Hell, I’m doing it right now!
I’d rather relax reading hundreds of pages on a few different topics from one unusually entertaining or informative stranger, more often than not dead for decades at least.
Hey! I’m not mentally ill. I’ve even got proof. They gave me a certificate when they let me out of the hospital.
One of these certificates?
I’m only a stranger until you read my manifesto on the Oxford comma
I’ve decided to help you out with the manifesto. Here is a working copy for you to edit as you wish.
https://web.cs.ucdavis.edu/~rogaway/classes/188/materials/Industrial Society and Its Future.pdf
Kaczynski was right.
Maybe not in the whole bombing aspect, prolly not that, but this manifesto is worth its weight in gold.
You didn’t provide a link for the manifesto.
Or say whether you were for or against.
Don’t you judge me, stranger
What about the Westminster Period?
Not judging. Just trying to provoke you into a multipage rant that expounds your position on the comma.
My opinion of the Oxford Comma:
Never gonna give you up, let you down, run around, or desert you.
I prefer the term “distressed eccentric friend you’ll never meet” 🥲
Anyways, how about those sports teams/political parties/abortion rights?
15 minutes later: OK now I feel frustrated about the world instead of about work, time to take a real break.
Going on the internet used to be fun, in the before times.
It can still be fun, just nurture your delusions till they become hallucinations. Then the world is your oyster.
If I could nurture I’d be raising possums not dreams
Conspiracies used to be ironic things people did satirically (Birds are not real) and not actual belief systems with entire media spheres built around them (UFOs, Flat Earth).
Nah conspiracies go way back. Delusional behavior and thinking has always been a standard feature for humanity, it’s only relatively recently that it’s become so visible. Satanic Panic, red scare, and UFO conspiracies were a relatively big thing throughout the mid to late 20th century - and still are. Illuminati conspiracies go back hundreds of years. There are at least several dozen more examples like this and that’s only if you don’t wanna get all religious with it and include stuff like the Millerites or the Popish Plot.
They never were.
People repeating them on the internet used to do it ironically. But conspiracies always were actual belief systems and have always brought groups of people together to reinforce each other idiocies.
