You can buy a full, real human skeleton for about $7,000. Since real skeletons don’t stay intact once all the meat is gone, you could just drop a pile of bones in the bottom with a large pile of diatomaceous earth. That would give the local forensic team something to do.
Since real skeletons don’t stay intact once all the meat is gone
Sorry but I’ve seen enough horror movies to know skeletons maintain their position perfectly as the body decomposes. Don’t spread misinformation here.
They don’t fall apart until some fool of a Took comes along and touches them. Then you’re boned.
Mmm they sorta do and sorta don’t. Ligaments are last to go and aren’t horrifically difficult to accidentally partially mummify.
10-15 years is way too frequent to be performing kitchen remodels.
“…I just felt like we needed something new!”
Ah, the cobwebs will naturally come.
You have to live in a very oversized house in area where space is extremely cheap to decide to just throw space away. Yes that wedge of corner space under the counter is inconvenient, but it would still be useful for things you only need to get to very occasionally.
Spaces like that are more common than you’d think when it comes to countertops. Some older kitchens used that space for lazy Susan style rotating shelves, but you don’t see it much anymore.
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They should make spring loaded shelves that can rise out of the counter top for those spots: the lazy suzan things are better than nothing but still a bit of a pain when something gets in the way of it’s path out of the cupboard
This guy commented a bit lower with pics of what you mentioned. They look pretty cool.
Might be because these corner sections don’t work if you want everything drawers instead of shelves. That’s the issue I’ve run into
Yup. We had a house like that and I told me wife, "fuck it. make it a basic one shelf cabinet and store crap in it.
The blocked-off corner space is what happens when you buy pre-made cabinets instead of having them custom-built. (Unless the cabinet manufacturer happens to offer a dedicated corner piece, and the measurements work out such that it fits in your kitchen, I guess.)
Its you. You will be remodelling and forget you put it there. Joke’s on you.
Ha, as if I could afford to live there until then.
Even better, don’t use a Spirit Halloween skeleton. If you really want to do it right, use the real deal:
https://www.skullsunlimited.com/
Little known fact. You can actually order human skeletons on the Internet.
That’s an incredibly expensive prank. Over $2,000 USD for a skull alone.
That sounds lucrative. You can just dig them up from the ground for free!
Bone room could absolutely be something else.
Empty space in the corner cabinet? WTF? Is that another American invention that didn’t cross the ocean? Thankfully.
Or plan your kitchen remodel to not have that stupid corner.
Has no one introduced you guys to the concept of the corner cupboard?
