“Does whatever spider can” will finally be true.
Yes that includes having sex with the spider

Wear a helmet!
Did you just assume their gender?
I guess yes I assumed Spider-Man was male, how rude of me
Whatever you do, don’t look up how spiders actually have sex
My biggest fear about reincarnation is that I’ll eventually have sex with a spider.
I dont need details to intensify that fear.
In the same vein, I always wondered why they never made a Ground Spider-man who could burrow.
In this alternate universe, is Ant Man an ant who is the size of a man?
Then how big is Captain America?
~(especially the Rob Liefeld version)~

As big as Lake Ontario.
If I didn’t know any
betterworse I’d think this image was AI.Don’t worry, I remember when this was going around. AI could never come up with beauty and power in a image.
If by “beauty” and “power” you mean that akin to the likes of Cthuhlu, then yes: it is beautiful and powerful.
No, clearly Ant man is a man bitten by a radioactive ant, who now has ant powers such as superhuman strength, a hyper-acute sense of smell, and a very strong hand grip.
And his Ant-sense, which allows him to detect nearby picnics.
The book was good, but I forgot how bad the movies was.
That’s a GREAT movie. One of the best of 50’s sci-fi, top ten easy. Incredible special effects for the time (much of which still holds up), a great writer in Richard Matheson (novel & script), and dense with metaphors, like a minimized husband in a disintegrating marriage.
Also a 7.6 on imdb, and that’s pretty damn good, ESPECIALLY for sci-fi. Other 7.6 movies: My Dinner with Andre, The Ladykillers (1955), Enter the Dragon, From Here to Eternity, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, The Fifth Element, American Psycho, Train to Busan, My Cousin Vinny, Thelma and Louise… This is not a movie that sucks.
Ain’t nobody knocking Incredible Shrinking Man while I’m around







