Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month agoYou CAN become GREATlemmy.worldimagemessage-square93linkfedilinkarrow-up1222arrow-down13
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minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 month agoJust as the prophecy foretold
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoI drive a forklift and am not certified. Are you gonna send the forklift authorities after me?
minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoIt’s just a matter of tine before they catch you
minus-squareWhoIzDisIz@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoWhat a lineup of hot dates you’ve had, eh? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink! Say no more! (Piped version).
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI was, like 25 years ago. Pretty sure it’s expired now. Lol
I am forklift certified.
Just as the prophecy foretold
I drive a forklift and am not certified. Are you gonna send the forklift authorities after me?
They comin’ to pick you up.
You can outrun them.
Not me, I’m anti-authority
It’s just a matter of tine before they catch you
We’re not worthy!
What a lineup of hot dates you’ve had, eh? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink! Say no more! (Piped version).
I was, like 25 years ago. Pretty sure it’s expired now. Lol