I am forklift certified.
Just as the prophecy foretold
I drive a forklift and am not certified. Are you gonna send the forklift authorities after me?
They comin’ to pick you up.
You can outrun them.
Not me, I’m anti-authority
It’s just a matter of tine before they catch you
We’re not worthy!
What a lineup of hot dates you’ve had, eh? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink! Say no more! (Piped version).
I was, like 25 years ago. Pretty sure it’s expired now. Lol
Davidson supported Hillary Clinton in the 2016 U.S. presidential election, and on December 5, 2017, he wrote on his Instagram account that he got a tattoo on his leg of Clinton, whom he called his “hero”, a “badass”, and “one of the strongest people in the universe”. Clinton thanked Davidson, joking: “This makes it significantly less awkward that I’ve had a Pete Davidson tattoo for years.”
Ok, Hillary. I’ll let you have that one.
Demonstrating that she even had a better sense of humor than HitlerPig.
To be fair, everyone does. I’ll never understand why people think he’s funny.
Only other cruel dickheads that like to punch down.
Oh please, in the real pic he did not look like that. Thats the real one https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/PcbQZKfhve_Xm1_BaWH3eF4jsfs/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-:watermark-!popsugar-watermark.png,-5,-5,0!-/2019/06/06/818/n/1922398/4d1e4846528cfe87_BGUS_1521094_001/i/Pete-Davidson-Kate-Beckinsale.jpg
still ugly asf
I don’t know. I think she looks acceptable. ;)
Guys should take note, being yourself and even moderately goblinish can be hotter than being conventionally handsome, if you’re confident, and everyone thinks you’re well hung.
One of them - I forget which, Grande? Admitted to pushing that rumor to make it harder for Pete in the future, as women would have such high expectations. And yes as someone on the bigger side, I will say, tell people it’s average and let them be happy surprised, rather than claiming it’s huge and being a letdown.
No, even Kanye was not him about the size of his package.
You have a solid point about being yourself, but the dude is a MESS.
Or at least he was during the Kate/Ariana/ Kim phase.
Looking strung out, two weeks behind in sleep, and fucking terrible tattoos…
But what the fuck do I know, I certainly haven’t had his success.
With a big hog.
You and Kate Beckinsale can giggle about it together after you guys fuck.
Oh wait no… That was him not you.
he’s even paler in that one xD
So, less crazy-drugged and more lich-drugged.
Yeah, it is like they AI’d Eric Andre’s face onto that pic
This pic is more funny. Extremes usually make things more funny.
I for the life of me don’t understand why people feel the need to edit photos for fake internet points.
Silly funny?
You could have literally posted the same thing without editing the photo.
Thats not silly. This photo is funny. The added edit makes it more funny by adding silly. A big part of humor is usually hyperbole.
That picture wasn’t edited to drastically change his appearance.
You’re missing my Point
No I’m not, you’re “meme” is just misleading. I don’t even know why I’m talking to you. Your comment history is insane, and all you do is argue with people.
He snagged them, but he couldn’t hold on to them. 🤭
Just like forklift certification. It must be renewed every 3 years.
Not as funny knowing he has borderline😔
borderline what
Borderline personality disorder (BPD). Its a very hard condition to live with and very stigmatized, even within mental healthcare (some therapists refuse to see patients with BPD). I have a friend with the condition and I love her very very dearly; she works her ass off to manage the condition, which I imagine is a little easier now that she knows she has the condition and can understand a bit more what’s going on and what might be productive in improving things.
The reason its relevant is that a large component of BPD is relational volatility. And additionally, an unstable or fluctuating sense of self, persistent feelings of emptiness, relational paranoia, intense emotions and difficulty regulating them resulting in emotional volatility, impulsivity, and higher risk of suicidality and other impulsive high risk coping strategies (dangerous driving, risky sex, self harm).
Though in the perspective of my friend there are also other large components of the condition that are less often engaged with or discussed because they aren’t what affect other people, which she feels has been much of the focus in how people try to adress BPD, rather than the patient’s experience of distress, not all of which is relational. For example psychosis is very common in people with BPD but very rarely discussed. She has explained BPD as being, in some ways, like a cocktail mixture of other personality disorders.
It’s also my understanding though, that when the patient is seeking to adress the condition (which is not always easy with personality disorders), BPD is very responsive to treatment, which is really cool :)
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/publications/borderline-personality-disorder
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9005124/
Please take all of this with several grains of salt, this is intended to be a rough overview because my love for my friend gives me an interest in talking about the condition compassionately, but I’m not a researcher or healthcare professional. I just care about my friend a lot, and much of the therapy I’ve done (DBT, dialectical behavioral therapy) was developed in part as a treatment for BPD
I have a transmasc friend who developed BPD because of transphobia (he’s from Chile, where there’s a really conservative culture [thus sexist, transphobic, homophobic, etc.] and associated bullying). Recently, my older sister went to the psychiatrist with me for the first time in her life, and she apparently likely has BPD, and maybe is autistic as well. So I can only agree with you. I hope people become more aware and learn more about mental health issues so they grow more empathetic and the stigma decreases.
Map drawing skills. He can only find London and France.
You would think “border line disorder” would mean they would be unnaturally good at spotting and drawing lines along borders.
Oh shit I’m so sorry, damn…
Dating someone with BPD is an absolute nightmare.
God help you if you fall in love with them.
Hell, gods help you if they fall in love with you even if you don’t feel the same…
Fortunately I have known some people with it who did the work in DBT and are awesome, but I’ve got plenty of mental scars from folks with it that didn’t.
That’s awful. I truly hope he’s in a better place with that. It’s not easy to go through. I hope he gets the help he needs.
I did watch Staplerfahrer Klaus, so I’m already halfway there.
You should also broaden your view with Elektriker Horst just in case
get the basics down first, smart move!
Isn’t the rumor that he’s got a huge wingdangdoodle?
Less of a rumor and more of a “there’s no other reason anyone can come up with”
Yes
I’d forklift Pete Davidson with Ariana Grande.
Pete Davidson is worth 8 million. He’s not uber rich but he’s not just some guy.
he’s also got drug abuse problems and serious mental illness that trigger the ‘i can fix him’ instinct
All the women listed are considerably more rich.
He got that Saudi blood money.
AMD he’s got a magnum dong.
Never give up. I got my cert at 18 and it was the highlight of my life. Its worth every single one of those late night study sessions. Don’t let your dreams be memes!
Kate beckinsale!? What the
This feels even more baffling than David Spade
Especially since he’s gay
Who is? Pete or David? Because I’m pretty sure it’s neither 🤣
Sorry, looks like I came from a parallel universe where David Spade is gay.
Just one of the many Mandela effects as the Matrix is updated around us. I saw the other day that Billy Idol is going to be in concert in my town coming up. I swear dude died on an airplane of cardiac arrest or something over a decade ago.
He did a show or is scheduled to do a show near me and I thought about going, but the ticket prices were out of my price range. Good for him if he’s able to get that kind of money in his 70s!
Yeah same. Would like to go but tickets were like $159. Sorry but that’s a tank of gas (maybe).
Is it better there?
Yeah, David Bowie was alive and Donald Trump wasn’t president. But I think I Slidered over here in early 2016.
I’ll give you a handie if you take me and my family back with you.
You think I wouldn’t have already gone back if I could?
Slider reference? Sick!
Her first husband was Michael Sheen. I think that’s her type. A dweepy looking guy with a big slong and humor. It’s like a sleeper car or sleeper pc.
She did him dirty, too. Imagine being with Michael Sheen and you cheat with the director of fuckin Underworld.
The trick is being funny. If you’re funny enough their eyes will be closed, if their eyes are closed, they won’t see how ugly you are.
This is the way as a less than attractive man
I bet ol Pete can do the most drugs of anyone
Except maybe Drug-Man
Keith Richards is still alive, as is Johnny Depp
RIP Ozzy
Keith Richards is still alive
Alive, preserved, potato, potato
